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But it stay so damn hot, mi gente!

  dub v here, throwin down the show recap for May 15, 2008.

  Right off the back, Double D called in to say hello, talk about finals, and comment on the heat. She pulls A’s in the classroom, and D’s under the shirt. Can you say “CHICHONA!”

  Double D explained to us how she almost pulled a “Tara Reid,” and she also requested “Touch My Body.”  Hit up the podcast to hear the whole call.

  After a song break, Rooster called in to spill his “D*”. He said he’s barely hanging on for dear life with finals, and he gave a shout-out to “Everyone who doesn’t suck.” We also talked about how much Rooster bombed in the Gossip Report last week. He tried to cover for Grizz, but it didn’t work out very well… hit up last week’s podcast to check it out, as well as this one! Hahaha

  Gladly dropping the Sports Report was B-Unit, calling in from home. She has been dummy-busy with school, and was workin from home this week…

  B-Unit accepted no apology from Rooster, but gladly delivered the sports the news. Hornet Baseball ended the four-game-grand-slam-ation against Nevada State, and will go to close the season at Fresno State this weekend. In Sac State Softball, they will make an appearance at the NCAA Regionals this weekend. 32-19 overall, they’ll try for their first post-season win this weekend at Fresno as well…stay up with it ALL @ www.hornetsports.com & Hit up the podcast for the rest of the Sports Report!

  B-Unit also reminded us that she stays 15º hotter than me all day every day, thanks to her black skin. That’s why she was “dummy-mad” it was so hot today. It’s the little facts that enhance your life.

  Our most famous caller chimed in – none other than Rawkee, Pucktaw’s most sophisticated redneck.

  Rawkee has almost completed his road trip from Louisiana to Sacramento, California. Tonight, he called in from Los Angeles, and said that he made it across the border thanks to some tunnels and a few of his illegal friends of his. Unfortunately, they ran into the border patrol, and not everyone made it through…

  “I saw a little tiny tear come outta Pedro’s eye.” – Shout-out to Pedro & Jorge, Rawkee’s friends from Mexico!

  From here, Rawkee assured me he will be in Sacramento by next Thursday, May 22^nd.

  “I’ve seen more bush than a hedge-clipper.” – Rawkee

  Yep, it’s that ridiculous. PEEK THE PODCAST FOR THE FULL CALL!

  ALL fired up from the heat was Grizz the Gossip Girl “I started seeing heat-monsters because I was getting so delirious.” WTF?! I asked Grizz if that was a Mexican thing, but she translated it for me: “It’s so hot, you can start to see the heat off the road.” Riiight.

  Grizz informed us that Britney Spears hit yet another car – AT A STOPLIGHT!  Looks like I gotta find a way to L.A. to get T-Boned by Britney Spears…Grizz revealed that Beyoncé is PREGNANT! Grizz and I were just talking about Beyoncé and Jay-Z having a kid just a few weeks ago. Looks like the baby will slide out in February, and I am gonna guess the baby will be named Riyoncé. This is just a taste of the trash – listen to the whole podcast for the full gossip! www.TMZ.com

  A little later on Miss Jackie called in to say to say I’m “still keepin’ it smooth.” Jackie the boss was studying for finals in the Academic Information Resource Center. There, she informed us that they keep it all the way refrigerated to beat the heat. She gave a shout-out to everyone getting ready to KILL finals next week!

  Sure, take a little looksy at the playlist:

    And that’s that. It was such a chill show, if I say so myself.

  Consider that your playlist to study for finals.

  GOOD LUCK ON FINALS!

  Nos vemos, te cuidas, y te bañas,

  - dub v

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